Not so fairy tale

the-gentlemen-caller:

High up in your tower, you waited for your knight in shining armor, while I was on a search for a damsel in distress. Fate would have it that a dragon would lead me to you.

After finally vanquishing the dragon you let down a knotted rope of your hair, all split ends and tangles, after climbing for what felt like ages you realized my armor wasn’t quite shiny enough and that I was actually only a squire. You cut that rope and let me fall.

-MJP

lore-and-lies

hayamandarae:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

only always.

selectism:

Musicians Kilo Kish and Tom Burke take us through London for Maison Kitsune’s Fall/Winter 2014 cookbook. View the 1960’s rock culture inspired mod and retro styles here.

selectism:

Musicians Kilo Kish and Tom Burke take us through London for Maison Kitsune’s Fall/Winter 2014 cookbook. View the 1960’s rock culture inspired mod and retro styles here.

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.

(Source: fencehopping)

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

(Source: maimedlion)

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trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end


[16/50] pictures of kit harington

[16/50] pictures of kit harington

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lavish:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

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We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? -The Doctor
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